| yo |
[10 Feb 2007|07:40pm] |
|
sup guyz..... lj is old skool lols havnt been here in a min......
|
|
|
[24 Dec 2005|10:22am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 depressed |
] |
dEAR DISNEY COMMUNITY ON LJ: SUCK MY NONEXISTANT COCK!!!1 y u BAN M,E!?!?!??!?!
my life is over ...... no more simba porn..... what will i do........ :'''''''''(
|
|
| I'M BACK BITCHZ |
[17 Dec 2005|06:05pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 horny |
] |
after a really long time I am back to LJ!!!!! MISSED U ALL.
august 2004: my dog Helen got put to sleep. the day she was euthanized, she shat and peed all over the house. I fed her chocolate chip cookies and sent her to the vet. then I wrote her a poem so I can remember her forever
helen you smelled worse than a skunk covered in poo
but you had nice ears
your teeth were so rotten
but your soul had no fears
you liked chasing flashlights
and licking peanut butter off of asses
my momma used to tell you to go fly some kites
cause you sucked and noone liked you
now helen you see
the only good thing about you
was your ears
but now they are gone: burnt like a jew
even the real helen keller could see better than you
~end~
MAN WTF cutting4jesus community got closed?!?!?!? now I'm gonna pk myself IRL cuz I have no frendz :'''''''''''(
christmas list: jackhammer jesus dildo
bye luvu all hopefully I will post more soon.
love,
ass cheerios
|
|
| sup hotties |
[03 Jun 2004|08:51pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 contemplative |
] |
so guys i have a pest control problem and i need your help
i own a 14 year old blind, dumb, deaf, and black cocker spaniel dog. it is the stupidest thing ever. its name is skippy but i often refer to it as helen keller.
i manage to control her by kicking her and locking her outside, but i cannot tolerate her at all anymore. she shits all over the house and has no teeth left except for 4 rotten yellow ones. the fur on her ass is gray and has little particles of shit on it. i am completely disgusted by this vile creature.
so i need to get rid of her (kill her). any ideas or suggestions would definately be appreciated.
i think sneaking her a hershey's bar or 5 might do the trick. i don't want her death to be too messy.
sincerely,
ass cheerios
|
|
| jackhammer jesus dildo!!! |
[25 Apr 2004|09:13pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
horny |
] |
| [ |
music |
| |
bRiAn MoLkO & aSiA ArGeNtO make me horny |
] |
every1 of you should hop on over to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) cutting4jesus and join. it's a very supportive SI community and i'm sure everyone will love it.
and, if you haven't already laid eyes on this glorious site: ( http://divine-interventions.com/ ), you need to go check it out immediately.
my mother's mixer (which i used today to bake oatmeal cookies) causes cancer and birth defects!! OH MY.
i just consumed a dime. hopefully, it will not get stuck in any of my digestive partszs. because that would really suck.
every1 pls give me a song to illegally download. thx dawgs. peace.
|
|
| !0!m!G!11 |
[19 Apr 2004|03:48pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
peepee |
] |
| [ |
music |
| |
ramonez |
] |
some of my dear loving fans told me to update more so i'm going to try to bcuz i love you guys!!1
letz see yesterday i smoked some weed with the spics at the corner store. and then i saw a three-legged labrador retriever in someone's backyard. that was some crazy shit.. the dog only had 1 front leg. lol what a retard. it would be funny if the dog had no legs and it had to roll around like a hot dog ROFL
then me n my friend walked to her moms house..... her mom is a fat dyke who works at a thrift store. but her mother wuznt home so we walked to a diner cause i had to urinate like WHOA.
lol 2day i was in this room and it smelled like shit soooooooooo much and i was like whoa some1 doesnt no what a toielt is lol.
whatever also i was banned from this shitty __tanning_oil community for posting ( this heartwarming story. )
well that is it.. i've got to get some new friends cuz i am a loser and i only have 701. peace!!11
[edit] shit i can only have 750 friends. this sucks cox!! :{{:
|
|
| pppppp |
[17 Apr 2004|05:13pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 bored |
] |
hello everyone!!!! sorry for not updating i've been way busy. i was chillin with kalli the other day. she is funny when she smokes weed in her dad's closet.. and then she smears feces on her face like african tribal paint. it's cool i'll have to take some pix sometime.
last night i slept for 14 hrs and today i masturbated for a long time cause i was really bored.
anyways i like livejournal i have met a lot of cool friends. a lot of them like placebo and other good bands so that makesme happy.
i haven't shoved anything up my ass lately. i think i'm going to eat a dime and see if i shit it out. and then i will dissect my feces and find the dime and give it to a homeless man playing the harmonica.
that is all i have to say..... bye.
PS: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/data/toons/cats.swf is madd cool.
|
|
| SUP. |
[12 Apr 2004|01:16am] |
|
( what i inserted into my ass 2nite... )
i had some problems with the lube on the lettuce lol i ended up getting it all over the keyboard. oh well whatever.
now my hands smell like onions but i am pretty satisfied. shoutouts 2 resa and jade you guys are hotties. kbye.
|
|
| hi i shove food up my ass! |
[09 Apr 2004|11:44pm] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 hot |
] |
| [ |
music |
| |
Yeah Yeah Yeah's |
] |
( my first experience )
also i have shoved a sharp piece of pizza crust, a teddy graham, and a cheez-it up my ass.
hopefully i will shove many more edible substances up my ass in the future as well as random objects that i find laying around the house.
bye.
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
ass_cheerios's journal